Jenna Ortega: Woke Princess or Hollywood Rebel?

Let’s get one thing straight: the 80s gave us the golden age of teen angst with Molly Ringwald, and the 90s graced us with the one and only Winona Ryder. But fast forward to the 2020s, and we have Jenna Ortega, who is hailed as the new scream queen and Wednesday Addams extraordinaire. While she's got the goth aesthetic on lock, the real question is – is she based or just another pawn in Hollywood's woke agenda?

Jenna Ortega, the actress stealing scenes and hearts alike, skyrocketed to fame with her roles in 'Scream' and Netflix's 'Wednesday.' But beyond the silver screen, she's a vocal spokesperson on various social issues. At just 20 years old, she's already been crowned a Gen-Z icon. But is this young starlet shining a light for traditional values, or is she just another cog in the liberal machine?

Folks, the Goth Queen’s Kingdom

Jenna Ortega plays the macabre marvel Wednesday Addams with a sense of authenticity that feels like a love letter to Christina Ricci's version from the 90s. But let’s be real – while on-screen she’s all about that ‘reject modernity, embrace tradition’ vibe, off-screen, it’s a whole different gothic fairy tale.

When the cameras aren't rolling, Jenna Ortega transforms back into Hollywood’s woke princess, participating in climate marches, and sporting the latest in liberal slogans. It's like seeing Darth Vader taking up knitting - you just can't unsee that contradiction. When she champions causes like gun control and intersectionality, you have to ask if this generation has lost its way or if they’re just hogging all the wrong spotlights.

Climate Crusader or Cloudy Thinker?

Our girl Jenna has joined the exalted ranks of the Hollywood climate crusaders. Shout out to the time when celebrities thought private jets and climate change activism made perfect sense together.

Jenna’s participation in environmental activism is well-documented. From speaking at rallies to advocating for radical climate agendas, she's hitting all the right notes for the Greta Thunberg fan club. But let’s rewind to the 80s and 90s, when celebs actually saved the rainforest instead of just tweeting 'thoughts and prayers.'

It’s classic woke hypocrisy – “Do as I say, not as I do.” Jenna’s passion is commendable, but unless we revert to smoke signals and horse-drawn carriages, we simply can't take these proclamations seriously. Fight the cause, sure, but let’s get back to some common-sense solutions that don’t involve regressing to the stone age.

The Diversity Darling

Jenna Ortega is a proud Latina and vocal about representation in Hollywood. Kudos to her for breaking barriers and keeping the conversation alive. But there’s a fine line between advocating for real change and becoming the poster child for identity politics. It’s like breaking into the scene with a keytar solo only to realize that’s your only trick.

Hollywood’s obsession with diversity these days has reached the point of parody. We're long past John Hughes depicting diverse American teenagers, and into a reality where genuine representation is replaced with woke tokenism. Jenna we've seen what you bring to the screen; now bring some grounded reality too.

The Social Media Spectacle

Back in our day, we got our gossip from tabloids and MTV’s Total Request Live, but Gen Z has TikTok and Instagram. Jenna Ortega is no stranger to using these platforms to connect with fans and advocate for her beliefs. Whether it’s calling out injustice or supporting the latest hashtag movement, she’s there with a digital megaphone.

Look, there's nothing inherently wrong with an actress using her platform to speak out. However, when you’re more about virtue signaling than genuine action, it becomes theatre – Shakespearean theatre where every tweet is a sonnet dedicated to how woke you can be. Jenna, drop the virtual signaling and maybe take a lesson from the activism playbook of 80s and 90s stars who used their voices in a more grounded, impactful way.

The Verdict: Is Jenna Ortega Based?

Jenna Ortega, while talented and undoubtedly influential, embodies much of the woke ideology that Hollywood is obsessed with today. If we're looking at strict adherence to based values – Jenna misses the mark by a wide margin. Her climate activism, platforms for diversity, and constant engagement with social media advocacy place her firmly in the camp of modern liberalism.

But all is not lost– she has the potential to break out from woke shackles and become a truly influential, grounded icon. Until then, she's just another starlet lost in Hollywood's haze of liberal pixie dust.

If Orthodoxy and the 90s taught us anything, it’s to keep pressing on for truth, tradition, and humor. It’s up to us to keep the next generation grounded and based. Jenna could use a little influence from the likes of Charlton Heston, an idol of mine and a true Hollywood rebel with conviction. Who knows? Maybe there's hope yet for our modern Wednesday Addams to fight the real monsters.

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